================================================ Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] Public service Announcement From: "Joe Earles" To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" Date: Thu 19 Sep 2002 13:37:59 -0400 ================================================ Shut up and send me some money. And as you hit the "send money" button, repeat 3 times: "There is no god but the Bullgod and Kid Rock is his prophet!" ----- Original Message ----- From: To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" Sent: Thursday, September 19, 2002 1:25 PM Subject: RE: [ Creed Discuss ] Public service Announcement > Someone is listening to a little too much Kid Rock!! : ) > > > ~Michele > > > "Joe Earles" wrote: > > >I AM THE BULLGOD. And as such I expect to be revered and worshipped around > >here from now on. To give you an idea of what this new religion you are > >about to adopt is all about I present the Bullgod's Frequently Asked > >Questions: > > > >1. Who is the Bullgod? > >I'm the Bull God, you understand? The illegitimate son of man. I'm the T-O-P > >to the D-O-G and the P-O-T to the G-O-D > > > >2. What is the Bullgod's agenda? > >I'm gonna get you...I see through you...I'm gonna get you > > > >3. How will the Bullgod accomplish this goal? > >I wanna flood the world with my twisted thoughts > >You can bet all day but I can't be bought > > > >4. Still confused? > >I'm like a train I roll hard lettin off much steam > >In the Carhartt flannel and dusty jeans baby > >I never was cool with James Dean > >But I be hangin tough with my man Jim Beam > >I swing low...like a chimp > >These thoughts I have can't mold to sense > >Through the forest of my mind, they're all past tense > >Born and raised in the outer lands > >And at times you can say I'm outta hand > >I'm in a band of gypsies, we're on the run > >Everytime that paper hits my tongue > >And sometimes it seems so odd > >When my veins are poppin and I'm on the nod > >I am the bullgod...you understand > >And here in my head is my master plan, Uh > > > > > >5. So how would a relationship with the Bullgod enhance my human experience? > >A lot of people poke fun and that's alright > >But when I start pokin back they get all uptight > >You can't cap with the master son > >So sit your ass down before I blast ya one > > > >6. I think I'd rather worship a kinder, gentler deity. Like Cthulhu. Why > >should I worship the Bullgod? > >SIMPLE! > >I am the bullgod...I am free...and I feed on all that is forsaken > > > >Now that you have been introduced to your new monotheistic belief system, > >you WILL start supporting the cause of the Bullgod by sending your donations > >via paypal to joe_earles@hotmail.com or suffer the caustic scourge of your > >disobedience. Thank you for your unwavering loyalty to the Bullgod. > >Infidels will be snapped like reeds and rent in twain like Rice Paper. Have > >a nice day. > > > > > > > >To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: > >http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm > >To submit your profile, visit: > >http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp > >To view List member Profiles, visit: > >http://www.creedlisters.com > > > > To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: > http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm > To submit your profile, visit: > http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp > To view List member Profiles, visit: > http://www.creedlisters.com To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm To submit your profile, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp To view List member Profiles, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com